Before Youtube- Installment 1: The Hampster Dance

Dearest internet-denizens. Today, allow me to take you on a trip. A trip to a simpler, but not easier time. An era filled with gifs, flash and quicktime. A period of  history when just about everyone on the block had the web, but you all commiserated en masse about just how long things took to load. A time before 2005, when former Paypal employees would finally create that media sharing device we all cried out for. Before there was one spot- and only one spot- where we could all go for amusing, inane videos and meme fodder.

A time before Youtube.

No. no. Not before Youtube became a subsidiary of Google in 2006. Not before people started blogging about how it changed the world and shrank our social circles. Not before the absurdists and unmedicated ADDers came up with “Youtube Poop”.

Before it existed.

Do you remember that time, dear interwebz?

Back in the early days, you had to know what page you wanted. You had to know where the funny or the entertaining or the weird was. You had to type web-addresses.

And once you did know, you desperately wanted to share.

In future Before Youtube posts,  I’m going to take us all down a little side road I like to call nostalgia and bring up a few videos you may or may not have seen along with some history on when and where they spawned.

To kickstart our little journey, let’s talk dancing hampsters. You remember that, right? You typed in ‘’ and you got a simple page filled with spinning, bouncing gifs set to the tune of ‘The Whistle Stop’? That damnable, un-unhearable, catchy as hell tune from Disney’s “Robin Hood”, but all sped up just to make it even more of an ear-worm? That melody that you catch yourself whistling despite yourself even now?


Even if there wasn’t a photo above, you could still see the hampsters…couldn’t you?

It was 1998, and a Canadian art student named Deidre LaCarte engaged in a friendly competition with two other young women to see who among them could generate the most traffic. (I’d assume it fair to say that LaCarte won. Hopefully she enjoyed her hockey tickets and bottles of maple syrup. (That’s currency up there, right?)) Her inspiration came from her hampster and the end result was a page filled with his likeness along with several other bobbing, animated gifs of creatures she would later dub Dixie, Hado, and Fuzzy. One might argue that it wasn’t exactly an artistic concept, but here’s the interesting part—

1998 to 1999? 800 visits. Maybe four a day if that.

Suddenly in 1999, the number of visits per day skyrocketed to an astonishing 15,000…per day! 15,000 views per day was not something a random Geocities page did! (Sleep well sweet pagehoster, btw…)

Maybe it was the catchy music. Maybe it was the origin of the internet and adorable furry animals playing well together. Maybe it was the fact that if you set a co-worker or a friend or a parent’s homepage to this looping 9-second loop of sped-up, high pitched music hilarity ensued. Maybe it was the fact that this particular facet of HampsterDance brought some mainstream televised attention to the site.

….Either way you cut it though, it was clearly magic.

I remember at least one entrancing afternoon spent watching the hammies boogie until they went out of sync. If you’d like to relive that magic, just click below:

Furbies are back! (2012 Tumblr post)

Furbies are back!

Do you remember 1998? I do.

Tamagotchi’s were headed out and the brand new toy that everyone had to have was the Furby. These toys were amazing! You could talk to them and they talked back! They moved and reacted to light and sound! They learned and developed based solely on your interactions with them! Who wouldn’t want one?!

furbyeyes2Of course, they lost their novelty quickly as we realized that no, they would not become sentient…or even close to it. Parrots, though smellier, were still way, way cooler. (Personally, I had been a bit concerned that they would lead to the whole ‘robot overlord’ thing, and was mildly disappointed when I discovered every bit of that worry unfounded). They didn’t walk, danced poorly, never shut up, and had no real ‘game’ of any sort to keep you engaged with them. They just…were, and eventually the shine of possessing one wore off. Eventually my Furby ended up in a corner with a blanket over its head just to keep it quiet. I know that several of my friends’ Furbies suffered a similar ‘cloak of eternal darkness’ fate.


Now 5 years after the last batch of Furbies was pumped out and 14 years after their initial boom, Hasbro has decided that the time has come to unleash these chirping, wobbling, fuzzy fiends on a new generation. Of course, this go around there are fancier LCD eyes and a slew of apps to be used along with them. The ears are pretty cute, and apparently they have different personalities depending on how you interact with them…or something like that. *shrug*

Even with the bells and whistles, the gimmick still feels very samey. It talks? Awesome. I remember how eventually every odd noise and whistle and hoot made me want to run my ear over a cheese grater a few billion times with the first models. The talking is SO not a huge selling point for me.

newfurby3It moves? Yeah, okay. It moves more than the original did. It’s little giggle is actually cute looking, and the dance in the video is adorable. And oh. OH. I can feed it with my phone? I can use a dictionary to translate the Furbinese or whatever they want to call it? Novelty points there, I guess. It’s an interesting little addition if nothing else, and maybe an opportunity to keep the little gremlin engaging.

I feel that with the advent of things like webkins a few years back, this whole ‘toy with tech’ might have come a little late as a selling point for the kidlets that didn’t get to experience the furbies the first go around…leaving me to wonder who the target market really is. Maybe this is more of a nostalgic toy aimed at the older crowd as well? I suppose we’ll just have to see how they do.

For a more detailed look at Furby 2012, check out this review: